Bizarre Sex Traditions
All the weird things that’s happening all over the world not to mention the Tsunami and radiation scares indicate we’re living in a crazy world. However, what could be crazier than these weird Sex Traditions all over the world. You might find it crazy but it’s happening or it did exist. I don’t want to sound judgmental so why don’t you read it yourself and let’s see. Starting with:1.In Lebanon people are allowed to make love with a female animal. However, if one is caught having sex with a male animal, he will be punished to death.
2.In Bahrain, it is legal for a male doctor to check woman's genitalia but he’s not allowed to see it directly, only from a mirror.
3.In Guam, there's a full time job man breaking women's virginity and they’re paid to do that, because in guam’s law, virgin women are not allowed to get married.
4.In Hongkong, a wife can kill a cheating husband legally but she can only kill the corrupt/dishonest husband with bare hands. But, she can kill his husband’s mistress any way she wants to.
5.In Cali Columbia, women are only allowed to have sex with her own husband if and only if woman's mother is at the same room with the couple on the first night to watch how they make love.
6.In Santa Cruz Bolivia, it's against the law if a man have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
Pinoy Style Call Center Bloopers
Many people think that working in a call center is the most boring job there is. It's partly true if you don't know how to make a twist or add some spice into it. The fun is there. One way of getting some is to lower the volume of your headset and try to eavesdrop on your (sleepy) seatmate's calls then wait for him to say the magic words. You'll end up laughing together. These call center bloopers are some of it:(Agent trying to save a sale after customer's credit card got declined)
Agent: Oh, no, you don’t have to worry, Mrs.Parker, we can call your husband to ask permission to charge the amount on his credit card. We can call him right now and do a threesome with him on the phone.
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Customer: where are you located?
Agent: We're located in the Philippines
Customer: where is the Philippines?
Agent: sir you know Japan..?turn left..
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There's a notation in the account that the wife of the customer is rude.
Agent: Is this the wife?
Customer's wife: yes this is.
Agent: Are you rude?
(Wow, so honest!)
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Customer: Where are you based?
Gay Agent: In the Philippines, Sir!
Customer: So, you are a Filipino?
Gay Agent: No, Sir. I'm half-Filipino, and half-Filipina!!!
=== (In the middle of a call, filipino customer abroad distinguishes filipino accent of the agent and sparks her curiosity)
Customer: Are you Filipino?
Agent: No, Ma'am
Customer: Sigurado ka?
Agent: Yes, Ma'am.
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Indiano: I would like to speak to an American!
Pucca: (on mute) Hiyang-hiya naman ako sa english mo Kumar!
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Agent: i'm going to submit your application for Chorva Chorva mastercard blah blah blah..
Customer: are you going to submit it now?
Agent: yes sir! wait lang PO.
Customer: okay.
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Agent: Does someone live at the business location?
Customer: Oh God, I do hope not... it's just me, I presume.
(The customer manages a cemetery).
=== Agent: Thank you for calling (company). Can I have your order or customer number please?
Customer (irate): I am going to smash this computer into your face!
Agent: Is that a desktop or laptop?
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Agent: “I was hoping you can take this survey with me. Would you have the time to do that, sir?”
Customer: “How long is this gonna to take?”
Agent: “Mmm.. MGA three minutes….”
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Telesales agent getting the customer's credit card info:
Agent: Can I have your expiration date, sir?
Customer: My what?!!
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Telesales agent giving promo spiels:
Agent: You called at the right time, ma'am. We have a lot of freebies to give away, such as free installation, free equipment, and free DVD player. That's a great offer, di ba?
Customer: huh?!
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Agent wrapping up the sale:
Agent: Our INSTALLATORS will contact you within the next 24 hours to verify your installation schedules...
Customer: Uhm.... say what, now. Who's gonna call me?
Agent: The INSTALLATORS, sir.
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Agennt wrapping up the sale, trying to give the account info to customer:
Agent: I will now be giving you your account number and order confirmation number, do you have a PEN and BALLPEN with you?
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Agent trying to create urgency over the available promotion:
Agent: Are you sure you don't want to take advantage of me?
Customer: Say, what?
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Agent asking the customer to be put on hold:
Tech Agent: Sir, Can I hold you for just a minute?
Customer: Sure, baby, go ahead!
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Agent verifying correct spelling:
Agent: Is that a B as in boy, or a B as in Bravo?
Customer: ...uhmmm... how about B as in Boy?
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Tech Support: Okay, Bob, just type P on your keyboard?
Customer: What? Could you repeat that?
Tech Support: 'P' on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: No way. I'm not going to do that.
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Agent: It's C as in CAT.
Customer: what?
Agent: C as in CAT. C-A-T as in meow meow...
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Agent: Thank you for calling us, this is Candy, how may I help you?
Customer: What did you say your name was... Mandy?
Agent: No, sir, it's Candy.
Customer: Sorry, i can't hear ya... didja say Mandy?
Agent: It's Candy sir... Candy... as in Storck!
Now, comment below and share some of your bloopers. Make us laugh.
50 Random Facts
Here's random facts that I find amusing. Dig in!
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.
6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
11. Dalmatians are born without spots.
12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).
14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.
15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.
16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.
17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.
18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.
19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.
22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.
23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.
25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.
26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.
27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.
28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.
30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it
is smiling).
39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”
40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.
43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.
47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.
50. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!
Long Index Finger Associated to Lower Prostate Cancer Risk Trivia: A man whose index finger is longer than his ring finger has a statistically lower risk of developing prostate cancer compared to those whose index fingers are shorter than their ring fingers, scientists from The University of Warwick and the Institute of Cancer Research, UK, revealed in the British Journal of Cancer. The risk was one third lower for those with the longer index finger.
Authors say that when the baby is in the womb it is exposed to sex hormones, such as testosterone. Experts say that the more testosterone the baby is exposed to, the shorter his index finger will be. Therefore, being exposed to less testosterone while still in the womb most likely protects a male from subsequently developing prostate cancer. Prior studies have demonstrated an association between hormone exposure in the womb and certain disease risks later in life, such as breast cancer and estrogen exposure, and osteoarthritis and having a shorter index than ring finger. So, girls it’s your time to measure your fingers.
Let me reiterate that we’re talking about statistics here, not something definite. This helps to determine risk factors helpful to prevent future health deficit. Now if you just found out that you have a smaller index finger than the ring finger like mine, don’t fret too much but better think of some good ways to get away with it.
